The mistakes range from dodgy kissing techniques to not enough foreplay

IF you’re in the market for some crafty sex tips, the women of Reddit have stepped up to help you out.

One kicked things off by asking her fellow forum users about the one bedroom mistake men make which they REALLY hate.

It wasn’t long before the answers came flooding in, and they’re easily broken down into themes.

Dodgy kissing

This comes high on ladies’ hit lists, especially when the smooches are sloppy.

One woman wrote: “For some godforsaken reason, too many guys have thought ear kissing needed generous saliva.

“Nibble on my ear lobe, maybe tickle me with your tongue a bit. DO NOT latch your mouth to my ear and start making out with it so much so that I’ve got a loogie in my ear. I will vomit on you.”

Oh, and don’t think a quick smooch is all it takes to head straight between the sheets.

As one Redditor put it: “Sometimes I want to kiss slowly and sensually but not have sex right that very minute but I swear he considers it foreplay.”

And then there was this remark: “Sometimes… he wants to shove his tongue down my throat and literally licks the inside of my mouth like a dog.”

Foreplay blunders

Many were irritated by how little attention men pay to their bodies.

It seems a lot of guys like to jump straight to the main event – but that’s the quickest way to turn a woman off.

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One user explained: “Do not underestimate the power of touch. Touch me. Touch you. All over. I want it all.

“I want to touch you in places and in ways you’ve never been touched, and I want the same. Rub my body, damnit.

“There’s nothing like foreplay that’s long and teasing, or after sex when they’re still so damn irresistible to you that you want to prolong contact.”

Another said the style of foreplay is just as important, explaining: “Giving my boob a grab and squeeze isn’t going to get me going.”

Go slow

Another one which was high on the ladies’ lists of no-nos is guys who don’t seem to understand their anatomy that well.

Clearly put – the clitoris is sensitive, so you can’t just go to town down there.

“One of my friends was hooking up with a guy and he didn’t know where her clit was but was going at her with jackhammer fingers so much so that she was afraid to even show him where it actually was,” one woman explained.

The ladies also shared what they do like – which is lots of touching and men who take their time

Remember lads, slow and steady wins the race,

Porn problems

Perhaps it’s a sign of the times, but it seems a lot of Romeos out there think porn sex is the same thing as real sex.

Turns out it’s really, really not.

A Redditor explained just because you can change position every few seconds, it doesn’t mean you should.

“Passionate, wild, loud sex that borders on pornographic is absolutely fun. Porn sex is not,” she said.

“Once, I dated a gorgeous man. Gorgeous. Model-type features, tall, well-educated… Just… Amazing… But he had sex like he was in a bad porno.

“No exaggeration, jack rabbiting and changing positions every 10 seconds. 15 seconds in the same position was generous. And he wasn’t particularly smooth with the transitions so it was the most disjointed sex and most unsatisfying I had ever had.”

Stop start

One of the big ones for a lot of women is guys who just don’t take the hint.

It seems a lot of men slow things down when their lady is close to getting off, but turns out that’s totally the wrong way to go about it.

One explained: “If I say, ‘Yes, don’t stop,’ I mean ‘don’t stop’. I don’t mean double-down/speed up/adjust/slow down. I mean do the EXACT thing you are doing EXACTLY how you are doing it.”

Yes having a few drinks might help you set the mood, but you need to know when to call it a day.

Alcohol can be a major passion killer too, especially if it leaves your lady wanting.

“When my fiancé gets intoxicated he either loves to get kinky or is not able to ejaculate,” one user explained.

“If I am super drunk it’s not a problem but it has caused an awkward moment before to say the least.”

Adapted from the Sun