The Miss Curvy pageant has taken Ugandans by storm in the recent past. The most curvy and succulent Ugandans have taken part but today we are unveiling celebrities that would never attempt to join  the contest.

Zahara Toto

She is a mother of 3 and this clearly tells you that she is worn out despite hanging out and enjoying young boys’ cassavas.

Zahara Toto has no figure at all. Totally no curves and behind. Up to now, we are still puzzled by how she is able to get men to have a good time with .

Zahara forcing curves to appear using a typical curveless slay queen trade mark pose.

Vinka

She looks stunning. She looks like a star. This is because Swangz Avenue invests millions in her but they can’t afford investing in her curves. She is a total loser when it comes to curves. Totally nothing to show when it comes to curves.

Nina Roz

Commonly known as Miss Long legs. Nina Roz has never denied being curveless and bumless and she is proud of it.

She always shows off her body and we credit her for that.

Nina Roz is also under Boom Bark Records
Beautiful but unlucky down there.

Hellen Lukoma

Yes, the beauty Queen makes the list. We shall not deny the fact that her facial beauty is out of this world. When you look at Hellen Lukoma’s face, you might think you met the most beautiful woman in the world, but a glance down will definitely change your mind. I can assure you, you can’t even salute.

She is allergic to curves and bums

Judith Heard

Her beans are bigger than her curves and ass combined. Judith Heard has men lining up for her not because she has an a**s or curves but because of some other reasons.

She has nothing next to curves and a bum but yes, we credit her for some other reasons.

Pleading with curves to appear

Beckie 256

Beckie is more of a man than a woman. She doesn’t know what the word curves means because she has never seen(on her body of course) or had them. If you tagged her to the word curves, she would definately go insane.

She doesn’t know the meaning of curves

Rhoda K

When you see her, you will definitely mistake her for a man. She repels curves and a behind. Even worse, she has stopped producing music, very soon she might be confused for these ‘kiface’ young boys on the streets of Kampala. When you mention curves, Rhoda K is totally absent.

When you talk about curves, she just runs away.

Naira Ali

She is one of the most talented Ugandans despite failing to make a major breakthrough. Her talent and vocals are super classy and the direct opposite of her curves. Her curves are a total disappointment.

Her curves are a disappointment

Spice Diana

Yes, she seems a surprise on this list but if you have taken a close look at her, she has  no curves at all.  She pulls killer slay queen moves that force non existent hips to appear. She fools her fans but we know the truth, no curves at all.

She fools the audience with killer moves but she ha no curves at all.

Jackie Chandiru

She formerly had curves but they disappeared after getting addicted to drugs. The drugs dried her up and she now belongs to the curveless community.

The other celebrities on this list include; Mary Bata and Evelyn Lagu. ( These are exceptional and are a special case. )