Forget about JP and first Muzzukulu, Uganda is blessed with solidos that should at one point be included in the contests just like the curves.

In our feature today, we unveil Ugandan celebrities with the biggest wires. These celebrities would win any competition of solidos in any part of the world.

1. Slick
He has so often made it on our list of celebrities with most girlfriends and the reason is very clear. These girls fight to have a lion’s share of his wire. At one time, one of the Serena based TV station employees openly praised this spinmaster’s wire on air.

2. Omutujju
He is a pure ghetto boy. Ghetto boys are usually naturally gifted when it comes to this department. In his music videos, this guy is never hesistant when it comes to showing off what her Maama gave her.

3. Eddy
A number of city ladies that have tested his wire have given us testimony that his wire is bigger than the donkey’s. Yes, bigger than the donkey’s and because of this, we have learnt Nabawanuka and Namakula are in a big fight. None of them wants to lose the sweetness

4. Buusi
“Small women have a big secret in them”. This saying does not only apply to women but also men. One of the ladies that has seen this small man naked has given us testimony that his solido is big enough to use as a belt. And because of this, we now understand why he is small. All the energy and food goes down there.

5. Lwanga
Lwanga is bonking an older woman who has reportedly injected millions of shillings in him thanks to his big wire that gives her total satisfaction.

6. Wine
He is a true definition of a muganda man. He has tasted every herb that enlarges the solido. Not so many ladies have seen it but with the bond between him and his wife, we can tell that she receives a full full dose of this diet thank to his extra ordinary size.

7. Miles
This man has also tasted every powerbank and it is very right to say his thing is extra ordinary. Fellow musician Kanyo can’t get enough of it a reason she is always seen visiting his house in Munyonyo.

8. Fik
He is a young man but his solido is not young at all. This musician managed to tame money loving Sheila even when his pockets were empty thanks to his wire that always gave Sheila good Yoga classes. She was always happy because she was feeding on a balanced diet.

9. Manizo
He has eaten almost all the city man eaters. They never complain and they are always willing to share his solido thanks to the size that gives them ultimate sweetness.

10. Kalifa
He is also one of the celebrities with the biggest solidos based on the victims of his excavations. Sadly only housemaids have tasted his solido.