‘Twenie Tweniewaan’ is treating yellow blogger Ashraf Katto aka Ashburg like a step child.
Y’all know that Tech giants Facebook, deleted Ashburg’s page which boasted over 180000 followers. Mark Zuckerberg’s men banned him together with other Yellow bloggers who had made it a meal to smear pupu on NUP darling, Bobi Wine in favor of Sevo.
Zuckerberge’s men claimed that these fellows “were seeking to manipulate public debate ahead of 14th Jan elections”.
“This month, we removed a network of accounts and pages in Uganda that engaged in CIB (Coordinated Inauthentic Behaviour) to target public debate ahead of the election,” Facebook’s head of communication for sub-Saharan Africa, Kezia Anim-Addo, said in an email.
“They used fake and duplicate accounts to manage pages, comment on other people’s content, impersonate users, re-share posts in groups to make them appear more popular than they were”, he added.
Ashburg ran at a speed equivalent to that of Usein Bolt and immediately reported Zukerberg to Sevo with hopes of saving his balls. He dropped his knees and begged the Fountain of Honor to block accessibility of Facebook App and all other social media platforms affiliated to the app. Of course Sevo did just that…the rest is history.
After realizing that Zuckerberg was unshakable like a deep-rooted Mahogany tree, he announced his resignation from using Facbook ever again.
“Facebook has been my father, my mother, my girlfriend and my source of income, but I am officially quitting because of political differences…i want to send this message to my friend and mentor, Mark Zuckerberg…you have only one year and yes i mean it, only one year. If i don’t receive a call from you to me direct within that space, trust me or believe me, that will be the end of Facebook in Africa”, teary Ashburg roared.
Now just Twitter has also banned him from it streets without any notice! Netizens have tried searching for his account but it’s inaccessible. This means that the mighty ‘big fish’ will now resort to using phone calls and text SMS!
Sorry bro!
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