Ex-TV star tastes Weasel’s bitter road rage in Makindye Thursday morning drive
Ex-Urban TV star may have earlier interacted with Weasel (Douglas Mayanja) through his music.
However, time has had to have Humphrey Wampula taste Weasel’s bitter side on the road.
The incident happened at 6:40am on Thursday morning at Kizungu, Makindye.
“I was late. I usually drop my kids at school by 6:30am. Today, time seemed to elude me. Big deal! So, I took a shortcut through Kizungu. Just as I was about to reach Latitude Hotel, I realised a white Toyota V8 coming up ahead. But the road was too narrow to accommodate two cars. The V8 and my ML. By common sense and courtesy, the V8 driver had to reverse to allow me through. Why? The V8 was less than 3 meters from a spacious zone behind it. I, on the other hand, would have to reverse more than 20 meters. I insisted on the V8 backing up but they seemed unwilling. On peering through the car, I realised a lady was driving. She attempted to maneuver to her left, almost brushing her bumper against a tree, but there still wasn’t enough space for me. I insisted, “Please just back up,” Wampula narrates in a tweet.
According to Wamula, “All of a sudden, two “goons” jumped out of the V8 from the passengers side.”
He narrates, further that: Then it dawned on me, “This is Makindye. These are definitely artists and they’re usually rowdy! Shit!” Panic gripped me as I realized I had kids in the car. I knew I had to tread carefully.
“The goons tell me to reverse all the way back. I hesitate and say, “It’s easier for the V8 to back up just 3 meters.” As we exchange, a shirtless figure jumps out of the co-driver door. He looks rugged, with bumpy rashy skin, tired buggy eyes, skinny like a bag of bones. “Wait, that is Weasel!” I realise. Then it hits me, the chic driver must be Sandra Teta. Indeed she was. “This is a peaceful moment! A PEACEFUL MOMENT! Back up!” the bag of bones yells at me visibly threatening violence if I don’t comply. /6
As he approached my car, he realised that there were kids inside. “Nange ndi muzadde nga gwe! This is STILL a PEACEFUL MOMENT! A PEACEFUL MOMENT,” Weasel continues to yell at me with that violent undertone dressed in a dry civil attempt,” adds Wampula.
Weasel was evidently drunk, Wampula says. “Not the usual drunk normal people are familiar with. This was the possessed kind of drunk. The drunk that can escalate an otherwise simple issue, endangering everyone, and later crying as they apologise like they didn’t know what came over them.”
It was quite frightening to see. I know better to always avoid that kind of drunk, especially around kids. So, what was my best play here? You are right. To de-escalate the situation and reverse more than 20 meters… painfully! The ego I had to swallow almost choked me. Reversing 20 meters for a car that could reverse just 1, 2, 3 meters? Fv<k Weasel! As I backed up, the goons, who were more sober and reasonable than Weasel, at least all things considered, tried to calm down the already scared kids in my car.
“Hello kids. How are you? You are going to school?” one of the goons, engaged my kids through the window in a calm playful tone like a nursery school teacher would, as if to show the kids that everything was okay. As all this is happening, it is worth noting that Sandra Teta was quiet. Her face was plastic and firm, but beyond that, you could tell that she was timid deep inside. Her posture was almost successfully unwavering as if she was planted in her seat on a remote. She looked like she was too familiar with the Weasel drama and knew best to keep out of it, like an abused victim who’s bonded well with the drama beyond redemption. Like a wh0r@ attached to her violent pimp she knows all too well to keep herself in line and in check, or else,” Wampula narrates.
In the end, Wampula says “I reversed and left the scene.”
“I was already late. I didn’t need that crap. It was just not worth it. Not worth the trouble. Weasel, that larger-than-life mannerism in inflated self worth and will lead you to your end mu byokusaaga one day. Be calm and reasonable! The Mayanja brothers are notoriously getting infamous for violence lately. But watch out Weasel! One day you might find your match and a simple issue turns south, mu byokusaaga.”
Weasel is not new to violence, with the most recent one being when he beat baby Mama Sandra Teta to near death.
Ex-TV star tastes Weasel’s bitter road rage in Makindye Thursday morning drive
